Tobtob9182

Just changed my profile picture and I already love it! What do you guys think?

Heeeeeeeeeastfsdd

Hey, did you hear about the sale on paddles at the store?

Hey, did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Wow. Nearly nothin' appeared in my alerts for 2 DAYS now! That's a first, I must say. I think...

How do trees feel in the Springtime?

Ok, um, I forgot the last one. But, what's more amazing than a talking dog?

What's the relation between a piano, a tuna fish, and some glue?

Man, how did it take me this long to realize that most of the Undertale fandom is cancer? I'm dense, apparently.

Okay, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says 'I'll give you a drink of you tell me a meta-joke.' (Cont.)

God damn it... Why the picture... I could have spat water on my computer...

Also, what do you call a bear with no teeth?

Yay, not an Undertale profile picture for once!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why are graveyards always so loud?

I was hit in the head with a book the other day, and I only have 'my-shelf' to blame!

I saw a sign that said 'Watch for Children'. I thought, 'Huh. Fair trade'.

You know, I'm really good with Ness in Smash Brothers 4. You could say my skills are 'smashing'!

One day Timmy had his friends over. They ate his grandmother. He had said "Let's eat grandma!"

He should have said "let's eat, grandma!"

Commas, or lack there of, kill


This has been a PSA for comma safety awareness.