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UberCAKE

Skeletron Prime, Male, from ur mum's house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MFW I see a MAJOR error in a status update I made a month ago, long enough ago so that there's no point in fixing it. Feb 24, 2017 at 1:18 PM

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    1. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I see a MAJOR error in a status update I made a month ago, long enough ago so that there's no point in fixing it.
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    2. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I jump on the train of TCFers making Discord servers for the TCF user that they are or something IDK https://discord.gg/ZNQEBqS
    3. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
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      2. Jetstream ∞
        Jetstream ∞
        That's so annoying of you, Star.
        Feb 22, 2017 at 4:24 AM
      3. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        Please explain why you think I am @Star.
        Feb 22, 2017 at 4:27 AM
      4. stormconure
        stormconure
        Jet can i use mod powers to change his discord name to star
        pls
        Feb 22, 2017 at 4:27 AM
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    4. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW there's a day about love that people actually celebrate. Out of all the terrible things that society could celebrate...
      1. Aesir
        Aesir
        I don't have any particular opinion on the day, I just find it damn funny. Single people get extremely sad and couples get extremely happy. One of the most polarizing holidays, if not the most polarizing holiday of all.
        Feb 14, 2017
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      2. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        I fail to understand how single people would be sad about being single and how people in relationships would be happy about being in a relationship...

        But yes, valentines day is slightly amusing.
        Feb 14, 2017
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      3. Aesir
        Aesir
        Indeed. In my opinion, being single or being in a relationship are just as good. Both have advantages. Just depends on what is your lifestyle. Valentine's day tends to be almost a fight between single people and couples. Top kek.
        Feb 14, 2017
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    5. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I get kicked from a Discord server for saying Pineapple pizza is great.
      1. YoshiGator
        YoshiGator
        You honestly had it coming, dont you know opinions dont exist on the internet.
        Feb 14, 2017
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      2. BlueBeoWulf
        BlueBeoWulf
        Man, I had respect for you until this moment. You like pineapple on pizza? jk jk though I do dislike pineapple pizza.
        Feb 14, 2017
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    6. Jetstream ∞
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      3. Jetstream ∞
        Jetstream ∞
        Nah man, your flower garden is sick bro
        Feb 13, 2017
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      4. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        The closest thing I have to a flower garden is bacteria growing on the crumbs on my desk.
        Feb 13, 2017
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      5. PlanteraBlade
        PlanteraBlade
        Well, the red splotches on your avatar look vaguely like red maple leaves.
        Feb 13, 2017
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    7. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I haven't updated this for about 2 weeks
      1. GawenStarTeller
        GawenStarTeller
        mfw people say "my face when" but then neglect to post an image of a face

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        Feb 10, 2017
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    8. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I find a bird :red: on the flyscreen of my bedroom window.
      1. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        That bird is edgy af
        Jan 31, 2017
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    9. BlueBeoWulf
      BlueBeoWulf
      MFW you have 25 MFW posts in a row. Good job.
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      2. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        MFW someone counts them

        (also could you edit that to "MFW you have 25 MFW posts in a row. Good job." please?)
        Jan 30, 2017
      3. BlueBeoWulf
        BlueBeoWulf
        sure. xD
        Jan 30, 2017
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      4. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        Thanks
        Jan 30, 2017
    10. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I've been here for a day less than a year and I have the 1 year membership trophy.
    11. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I leave CK2 running for 9 hours with no player interaction while recording it, and I forget to unpause it.
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    12. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW the alert thing at the top right says I have an alert but when I hover over it it says there are no alerts.
      1. neoselket likes this.
      2. TTSp00k the Invincible
        TTSp00k the Invincible
        that happens when a user makes a post and deletes it moments after, and also maybe with other instances?
        Jan 28, 2017
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      3. Arlwis
        Arlwis
        Other instances? I'd suppose double posting, the post gets merged but I think you still get an alert
        Jan 28, 2017
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    13. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I discover there's a city in Austria called "Salzburg", which literally translates to "Saltcastle"
    14. Heretic
      Heretic
      MFW almost a year on TCF

      git gud
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      2. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        MFW it's said by someone who signed up even later than me

        (also git gud at what?)
        Jan 27, 2017
      3. Heretic
        Heretic
        just for lulz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        Jan 27, 2017
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      4. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
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        Jan 27, 2017
    15. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      [​IMG] MFW 500 likes
      1. TTSp00k the Invincible
        TTSp00k the Invincible
        you've been here almost a year and still don't have 1,000?

        gotta step up your game, bro
        Jan 27, 2017
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      2. UberCAKE
        UberCAKE
        Yep lol
        Jan 27, 2017
      3. Heretic
        Heretic
        Make cake, not war
        Jan 27, 2017
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    16. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW after 2 months of failed attempts, I finally succeed in signing up to the Paradox forum.
    17. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I find molten cheese in my hair.
    18. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I realize that I have accidentally added about 5000 lines to a text file I had open
      1. savvasl
        savvasl
        MFW I realize that I don't have time left to think of a good answer looooooooooll :p
        Jan 23, 2017
    19. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I see that Crusader Kings 2 has 259 US Dollars of DLC
    20. UberCAKE
      UberCAKE
      MFW I realize I forgot to drop a brick on my gingerbread
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    This exotic blade was wrought from a different fallen star. The meteorite was a carbonaceous chondrite, so it's basically a lump of gravel glued into the shape of a sword. A SPACE sword!

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    I got lost and wandered into the world's creepiest cemetery, where the headstones just had names and star ratings. Freaked me out. When I got home I tried to leave the cemetery a bad review on Yelp, but as my hand hovered over the 'one star' button I felt this distant chill ...

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    If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting.

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    NOTE: (This is not hover text) that's basically how I organize my bedroom, except the MISC box is a quarter of the room along with my bed.

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    I hate when I read something like '... tension among the BASE jumpers nearly led to wingsuit combat ...', and I get excited because 'wingsuit combat' is underlined, only to find that it's just separate links to the 'wingsuit' and 'combat' articles.

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    The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done. All the fun parts of life are optional.



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    Problem Exists Between Leopard And Chair

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    Also on the agenda: what's with his hips?

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    The SLS head engineer plans to invite Shania Twain to stand under the completed prototype, then tell her, 'I don't expect you to date me just because I'm a rocket scientist, but you've gotta admit--this is pretty f***ing impressive.'

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    What's that? You think I don't like the Peters map because I'm uncomfortable with having my cultural assumptions challenged? Are you sure you're not ... [::]puts on sunglasses:: ... projecting?
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    It only works a few times before you have to capsize the boat in a soap lagoon again.

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    In the new edition of The Giving Tree, the tree uses social tools to share with its friend all the best places to buy things.

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    Those few who escaped found the emergency cutoff box disabled. The stampede lasted two hours and reached the bottom three times.

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    If you get an 11/100 on a CS test, but you claim it should be counted as a 'C', they'll probably decide you deserve the upgrade.

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    You know I've always hated her.

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    After exhausting the OED, we started numbering them. When overlapping hurricanes formed at all points on the Earth's surface, and our scheme was foiled by Cantor diagonalization, we just decided to name them all "Steve". Your local forecast tomorrow is "Steve". Good luck.

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    It was their main recruiting poster, hung nearly ten feet up a wall! This means the hackers have LADDER technology! Are we headed for a future where everyone has to pay $50 for one of those locked plexiglass poster covers? More after the break ...

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    Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.

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    This hostname is going in dozens of remote config files. Changing a kid's name is comparatively easy!

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    Wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at "Philosophy".

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    Themistocles said his infant son ruled all Greece -- "Athens rules all Greece; I control Athens; my wife controls me; and my infant son controls her." Thus, nowadays the world is controlled by whoever buys advertising time on Dora the Explorer.

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    In Rio de Janeiro in 2016, the same jump will get an athlete 0.25% higher (>1cm) than in London four years prior.

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    I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I will not stop until I find out what.

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    I recently had someone ask me to go get a computer and turn it on so I could restart it. He refused to move further in the script until I said I had done that.

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    This is a fun explanation to prepare your kids for; it's common and totally wrong. Good lines include 'why does the air have to travel on both sides at the same time?' and 'I saw the Wright brothers plane and those wings were curved the same on the top and bottom!'

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    It'll be hilarious the first few times this happens.

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    I learned from Achewood that since this poem is in ballad meter, it can be sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Since then, try as I might, I haven't ONCE been able to read it normally.

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    Normally, the Shuttle can't quite safely reach the orbital inclination required to pass over both those points from a Canaveral launch, but this is an alternate history in which either it launches from Vandenberg or everyone hates the Outer Banks.

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    I'm just worried that we'll all leave and you won't get to come along!

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    There are two or three songs out there with beeps in the chorus that sound exactly like the clock radio alarm I had in high school, and hearing it makes me think my life since junior year has been a dream I'm about to wake up from.

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    I understand you and your team worked hard on this, but when we said to make it more realistic, we meant the graphics.

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    A breadth-first search makes a lot of sense for dating in general, actually; it suggests dating a bunch of people casually before getting serious, rather than having a series of five-year relationships one after the other.

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    This is also one of only five identified situations in which a vuvuzela is actually appropriate.

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    Replace the pendulums with history students and you'll qualify for a grant!

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    Also, if you read his speech at Rice, all his arguments for going to the moon work equally well as arguments for blowing up the moon, sending cloned dinosaurs into space, or constructing a towering penis-shaped obelisk on Mars.

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    Volunteers needed for a study on transmission of urushiol from digital contact with thin strips of fibrous cellulose pulp.

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    To get serious analyses of hurricanes and oil slicks, see Jeff Masters' blog. To get serious discussions of worst-case scenario thinking, see Bruce Schneier's blog. To get enough Vitamin D, don't read any blogs and go outside instead.

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    I am firmly of the opinion that if something doesn't have a year on it, every time the expiration date rolls around it is good again for the two weeks preceding that date.

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    Three headstones down, I got a call from my mom and it went from bad to worse.

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    We once got grounded when we convinced the FAA to block flights through our county because of ash clouds.

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    It's a lasing cat-vity!

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    Maybe we're all gonna die, but we're gonna die in *really cool ways*.

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    Don't click on the wing.

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    The chemistry experiment had me figuratively -- and then shortly thereafter literally -- glued to my seat.

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    There's also a Katamari level where everything is just slightly bigger than you, and a Mario level with a star just out of reach.

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    The USGS operates a really neat email/SMS earthquake notification service (earthquake.usgs.gov/ens/) that allows fine-grained control of notifications.

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    This is how I explain computer problems to my cat. My cat usually seems happier than me.

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    To be fair, the braised and confused newt on a bed of crushed Doritos turned out to be delicious.

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    Statistics suggest that there should be tons of alien encounter stories, and in practice there are tons of alien encounter stories. This is known as Fermi's Lack-of-a-Paradox.

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    We never see any time travelers because they all discover it's a huge mistake. This is also why your friend at the lab suddenly looked about a year older recently.

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    The typical internet user (who wants to share) has an IQ of 147 and a 9-inch penis. Well, better than the reverse, I guess.

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    The reverse only works if the subject has a nervous twitch.

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    The Strong Collatz Conjecture states that this holds for any set of obsessively-hand-applied rules.

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    You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.

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    I bet he'll keep quiet for a couple weeks and then-- wait, did you nail a piece of scrap wood to my antique table a moment ago?



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