Granted, now the ENTIRE THREAD IS FULL OF WEED, SCOPED GUNS FORCE YOU TO SPIN THEM 2pi rads (360 degrees) to fire them, and you are forced to smoke weed every day, and always 420 joints per week. Finally, it is now strictly forbidded to eat or drink anything other than Doritos and Mountain Dew while playing video games. Even if you live in a place where neither is available, or you think they're garbage.
I wish I wasn't a chronic procastinator.