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"I ARRIVED AT THE FOOT OF THE TOWER, WITH MY HEARTY MASTER BUILDER CREW, ONLY TO FIND OUT THE KRAGLE WAS ALL THE WAY UP ON THE INFINITIETH FLOOR, GUARDED BY A ROBOT ARMY, AND SECURITY MEASURES OF EVERY KIND IMAGINABLE: LASERS, SHARKS, LASER SHARKS, OVERBEARING ASSISTANCE, AND STRANGE DANGEROUS RELICS THAT TRAP, SNAP, AND ZAP, and there be a mysterious room called the THINK TANK, I BARELY MADE IT OUT OF THAT ROOM WITH JUST ME HEAD... and organs... I HAD TO REPLACE EVERY PART OF MY ONCE STRAPPING FEARILE PIRATE BODY WITH THIS USELESS HUNK OF GARBAGE YOU SEE BEFORE YOU, So if ye think It'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, special, WHAT IDEA HAVE YE, THAT BE BETTER THAN THE IDEAS OF 100 OF OUR FALLEN MASTERBUILDER BROTHERS?"

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I must steal the gun, then my death will be complete...

I still don't understand why people like ________.
 
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