Douchebag Genie

[darkmega5]

You find a genie that takes advantage of people's poor wording and uses it against them. You get one wish. What do you wish for?

P.S i'm the genie

 

[Yello_X]

I wish for a vacuum cleaner
((So I can suck the genie inside))

 

[darkmega5]

granted, you get kirby, who inhales me, then spits me back out, then disappears

 

[Yello_X]

((Can we post again or...?))

 

[Ivyss]

I wish for a working cure for depression.

 

[darkmega5]

((Can we post again or...?))

yes

I wish for a working cure for depression.

you get death

 

[Ivyss]

(I thought he was supposed to ruin them.)

 

[Yello_X]

I wish that it is Opposite Day today, and that produces a paradox

 

[darkmega5]

you declare it's opposite day, but it's opposite day, so you declare it not opposite day and everything returns to normal, except for the fact that the world commits suicide out of confusion

 

[Ivyss]

I wish my life was worth something.

 

[Animus Viral]

I wish for you to give me your credit number, social security number, and expiration date of the credit card, darkmega4.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I wish to be better at pixel art

 

[Animus Viral]

I WISH darkmega4 ACTUALLY WAS ACTIVE!!!

 

[Animus Viral]

*Shoots missile at darkmega4*