Look to your right- The first object you see, you must eliminate the above user with it.

[Blood Crawler]

I hit you with my broken stool

 

[Idelac0]

I bean you with a pair of headphones, which hits your weak point, causing you to take a critical hit.

 

[Blood Crawler]

I throw a jar at you and it contains vinegar which deals additional damage!

 

[Idelac0]

I grab my lamp and whack you 9001 times with it.

 

[Foraging Slime]

I violently assault you with a hat.

 

[Player_Miner]

Instead of dropping the refrigerator on you, I instead have you trapped in the built-in freezer.

 

[Blood Crawler]

I punch you with a painting!

 

[Idelac0]

I grab my blanket and use it to whip your butt over and over and over and over again.

 

[Player_Miner]

BREAKING NEWS
GREAT HERO CRUSHED BY A FALLING COUCH!

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

A lamp was thrown at you violently

 

[Idelac0]

I assault you with my pillow.

 

[Player_Miner]

I hang you from my dresser door with... my... light-rope... thingy. (I’m not sure which I saw first)

 

[Idelac0]

I sic my dog on you.

 

[Player_Miner]

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I turn the curtain into a noose and hang you.
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[Idelac0]

I grab my dad and... turn you into a pancake by slamming you into the ground while using him as a hammer.

 

[Player_Miner]

I grab a pillow and, using it as a shield, ram you off of a cliff.

 

[Orifan1]

I yeet my disk of Foreigner's greatest songs at your face.

 

[Idelac0]

I teleport you into the Velvet Room, wrap you entirely in my blanket, then I get Lavenza to kill you with her guillotine. (This is a Persona 5 reference, deal with it.)

 

[Marshadow]

I teleport you into the Velvet Room, wrap you entirely in my blanket, then I get Lavenza to kill you with her guillotine. (This is a Persona 5 reference, deal with it.)

Nice, but i kill you via the slapage of a wii u, and a rubix cube into your face.

 

[AlphaEspeon]

I crush you with a giant cement platform