Weird solutions to ordinary problems!

[Ivyss]

Go to a hospital and say you lost them.

I feel demotivated.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

You watch a video about motivation and suddenly feel motivated to be motivated about motivation.

There were no limbs in the first place.

 

[Ivyss]

Tell a doctor you lost them, it doesn't have to be true.

I don't eat enough.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

You mysteriously start eating more. Not mysteriously, because somebody convinced you.

The doctor would not be interested in why a snake was saying its limbs were missing.

 

[darkmega5]

Steal the doctors limbs.

I’m being robbed

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

Rob the robber

I am dying of cancer

 

[Dapling]

I delete the respective constellation. Because that's what you were talking about.

My last year of school starts tomorrow.

 

[Animus Viral]

The school get a time machine to make the year equal to one day.

I don't want to sleep.

 

[Dapling]

I messily remove the part of your brain that allows you to.

I would like to play terraria unimpeded.

 

[Murphmario]

Get a new computer. I mean, do you really need money?

I want the roleplay forums to be more active.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

No solution located.

The University Of The clouds is exploding

 

[Animus Viral]

Load a previous save.

Magma is everywhere.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

Magma is not yet implemented in terraria.

The pasta tastes like noodles

 

[Animus Viral]

Add infinite salt.

The game was rigged from the start.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

Reverse card.

The ferns are not very closely related to plants.

 

[Animus Viral]

Plasma caster on those punks.

If the loser loses, then he must pour an entire water cooler x 100 on them.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

He is using an umbrella and so the water is splashing onto those around him.

Humanity.

 

[Animus Viral]

FEV is released by the Enclave.

Claustrophobia

 

[Dapling]

I have displaced you into a completely empty dimension, can't be claustrophobic if there's an infinite void in every direction, right?

People keep confusing the magic dagger with the flying knife...

 

[Animus Viral]

I have a Hallowed Mimic show them which is which.

Someone needs to get rickrolled.