The Last Post Wins!

[Sciffles]

Well I've been inactive for 3 months and this thread grows another 100 or so new pages. WOW!

 

[doremi。]

Guys, what's your favourite number between 1 and 15? There must be a reason.

 

[Augustulus]

Mine is 5 because it's a well rounded number.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

mine would probably also have to be 5, it is the only odd number that seems somehow even.

 

[doremi。]

Well, that would be your IQ for now. Good luck.

 

[Raizen The Courier 💾👾🪓🌲]

Ello friends I have returned

 

[Animus Viral]

HeLLO THeRe

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Merry Christmas eve eve

 

[Animus Viral]

Yes.

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

The big day; it's tomorrow - morrow! Get your Christmas trees ready, 'cause Santa Claus is comin'... to towwwwwwwwwwn! Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry! You better watch out - I'm telling you why... SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!

Rockin' around the Christmas tree, I'm the Christmas party p.....

 

[Animus Viral]

And he knows everything.
He knows when you are awake.
He knows when you are asleep.
He will give judgement on the world.
And presents to those who are worthy...

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

Of you're on the naughty list, but the only thing on your Christmas list is a lump of coal, does Santa still give you a present?

 

[Animus Viral]

He gives you crumbs.
Because knowing there was a cookie that was eaten but not cleaned after is a very effective punishment.

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

Oh wait...
the horrifying truth...

SANTA
SATAN

 

[Animus Viral]

And a bunch of lands.

 

[doremi。]

 

[Lihzahrd Scout Ω]

I'm going to attack you...
...with band names.

WHAM! T'PAU! TAKE THAT!

 

[Animus Viral]

Give you my heart? No.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

We wish you a deadly christmas,
We wish you a deadly christmas,
We wish you a deadly christmas,
So you won't see new year,
It is the season,
I'll send my legion,
We wish you a deadly christmas,
So you won't see new year,
There's snow all over your houses,
There's snow all over your houses,
There's snow all over your houses,
And there's a lot more to come,
At the end of our reign,
You will all be slain,
We wish you a deadly christmas,
So you won't see new year,
We want all of your presents,
We want all of your presents,
We want all of your presents,
So we can unwrap more snow globes,
Just do as we said,
We want you all dead,
We wish you a deadly christmas,
So you won't see new year,

 

[Animus Viral]

Oh boi.