Gone Horrifically Wrong/Right

[Vitrolic Medicine]

To your horror, it's crossover with Cephs, you can't hide, they colonized the planet already.

I fight my way in the middle of zombie apocalypse.

 

[Player_Miner]

You get quickly overwhelmed by the zombie army you’re caught in and die. Horribly.

I shrink something that isn’t either gonna harm me or get me harmed.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

However, it somehow gets a harmful bunch of abilities when it's shrunk, and uses them against you. As said Heavy... You are dead, not big surprise.

I try to port Empire Earth savestate into IRL. With all 8 bases, mine and 7 CPUs.

 

[_tenfictions_]

Real Life glitches and disorts to the point you just destroyed the universe

I do nothing

 

[computerfan0]

You get swarmed by thousands of green slimes which kill you.

I turn into Supreme Calamitas and invade a noob's world.

 

[_tenfictions_]

I give the noob endgame Calamity gear and extreme dodging skills

I open Scratch.mit.edu

 

[computerfan0]

The scratch cat jumps out of the computer and eats your eyes.

I go to school.

 

[Animus Viral]

Good job, it's a Saturday.

I play a g a m e .

 

[_tenfictions_]

JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA

I don't know what to put

 

[Animus Viral]

So you get freaking banned because why not?

There is a baby shark.

 

[_tenfictions_]

BABY SHARK DO- no.

And suddenly, chair.

 

[Animus Viral]

OBLITERATES YOU AND ALL OF YOU FRIENDS AND FAMILIES because yes.

*Does something productive*

 

[EvanKrusher948]

The goverment nukes you because they thought it was treason.

I exist.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You die of natural causes with your wife, 2 children with their own children, and your siblings by your side.

I evade assassination by the rival Cat Kingdom.

 

[Ivyss]

But then your kingdom starts to think they were actually delivering you a message and that you are a spy.

I stay up all night.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You stay up six months of Arctic night, breaking Guiness records. When they notice you at morning, you're nothing more than dead.

I try to find a cure to CoVID-19

 

[Ivyss]

You cure it by killing everyone that had any chance that they'd ever in their life get infected. It can't infect anyone if there's no one to be infected.

I drink a liquid that cannot affect a person's state of aliveness in any way.

 

[deletedaccount12]

You accidentally fall into your tub of liquid and drown.


I press enter 3 times.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You delete yourself. Good job, minister Rat King.

I press F4, then Alt separately.

 

[Ganransu]

It still happens

I ask for a blanket