Look to your right- The first object you see, you must eliminate the above user with it.

[Elemental Δ]

I beat you to death with a metal watch.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I gouge out your right eye with a doorknob.

 

[ununrandomMRJW3FJQ0Q9]

I block your airways with a glass jar causing you to suffocate.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I light the phone on fire and throw it into your mouth, so its battery explodes inside you, thus making phone go boom, and you to get killed by the shrapnel.

 

[topazcat11]

Then, suddenly, I pour a seemingly endless cup of water on you, and you drown

 

[Elemental Δ]

Pickaxe through the head. Not much else to say about it.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I strange you with the medal. What? It's a valid item!

 

[Elemental Δ]

I stuff your head in a container, cutting it off in the process.

 

[vocalgiant12]

I shoved my mouse down your throat.

 

[Elemental Δ]

I smash your skull with a metal baking pan thing.

 

[vocalgiant12]

I hanged you with the strings that open/close my blinds.

 

[Elemental Δ]

I attach a string to a hook, then throw it through your eye. Possibly more than once.

 

[vocalgiant12]

I threw my computer console at yo- *vocalgiant12 has left the chat* (didn't really leave)

 

[Elemental Δ]

I stuff you so full of cookies you explode.

 

[vocalgiant12]

I put so many stickynotes on you, that you suffocate to death.

 

[Elemental Δ]

Shotgun. That's it.

 

[vocalgiant12]

Spoiler: This will ruin your childhood

*in my mind when you said that* Mary had a little lamb, *shotgun cock* *shotgun shoots* No more lamb!

Grab my sister and yeet her at you, making both of you fall of a cliff.

 

[Elemental Δ]

Spoiler: Not related whatsoever

I can understand that one.

According to all known laws of the universe, you won't survive 2,000 stings from an angry hive of bees.

 

[vocalgiant12]

According to the knowledge of my quarantined brain, if I were to hook you up to an outlet, it would shock you to death.

 

[Elemental Δ]

Spoon.