Absorb The Non-Issue

I'm nearby and another car, to avoid crashing into the one that hit you, swerves and hits me.

I get hit by a car swerving to avoid crashing into another car.
 
The fang then goes through your neck and impales me in the leg. The wound then gets infected, and I die of the infection.

I open a can.
 
You then throw away the can once it's empty. The sharp lid then goes deep into my neck and I bleed.

I get killed by a can.
 
Somehow you break the wall by crashing into it, and it collapses. I was standing next to the wall and get killed when it collapses.

I think of ideas for a new RP.
 
You get one, but I make an RP on your idea and don't credit you*. You promptly murder me for that.
* Actually, I wouldn't.

I think of ideas for new ponies.
 
You fail to think of any and get mad and kill me.

I get killed by Flask getting mad he wasn't getting ideas.
 
However that doesn't mean pieces of the building can't fly out and crush me, which one does.

I get crushed by a piece of exploded building.
 
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