Poetry Bisharp's Personal Poetry Parlor

[TheQuietBisharp]

Here's a challenge for ya, write a poem about Pokemon; one verse for every Pokemon that exists. Oh, and make it rhyme too.

Take as long as you like for this one, there's plenty to be done.

721 counting unreleased Hoopa and Volcanion. Please no.

 

[Commander Crocket]

What's up? Can't take the heat?

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

I'll get beat.
I'll end up in defeat.
I'm not yet elite.
My rhymes are not yet sweet.
Maybe, one day in the night and discreet.
But right now, my rhymes are stinky as feet.

 

[Frenzy Moon]

Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with that.

That's fine then, i wish you the best of luck with your poetry.

 

[Awordley]

@Awordley
Awordley, a world-renowned monster hunter
came across a beast that fought like thunder
It was the dreaded PINKY.
You could falsely dismiss it as dinky
but it's deadly, no doubt
Awordley pulled out his special weapon, sauerkraut
and threw it at the gelatinous mass
He then pulled out his trusty sword of brass
As the enemy was distracted
Awordley enacted
Stabbing it right in the middle
Pinky made a little piddle
then burst into a pile of slop
Never did Awordley need to mop
such a mess.

Thanks, it's very good! All of your poems are very creative and funny, and they never get old!
Keep up the good work!

 

[kingklutz]

toothless pwease

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

That's fine then, i wish you the best of luck with your poetry.

I feel bad though. Are you sure their isn't anything else you'd like me to write about?

Thanks, it's very good! All of your poems are very creative and funny, and they never get old!
Keep up the good work!

Thank you!

toothless pwease

I shall add you to the requests. I've been reading How To Train Your Dragon lately, so I should be able to make a pretty good one.

 

[Frenzy Moon]

Your making me feel bad for making you feel bad, Bisharp! I'll request a poem of my terraria character "Wanderer", an aloof and no-nonsense bounty hunter with a cruelty that knows no bounds, is that fine?

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

That I can do, with pleasure.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@A Wanderer
Wanderer quietly slunk through the jungle
He'd gotten himself into quite the bungle
Required to bring back a lock of Nymph hair
He'd gone too far with this dare.
Silenced sniper was set to kill
His job gave him such a thrill
Before long he heard a sad song
That of the Nymph, sung all day long
He aimed down the sights
He always won these fights.
With a pull of the trigger his deed was done.
The bounty at home, he had won.

 

[Frenzy Moon]

@A Wanderer
Wanderer quietly slunk through the jungle
He'd gotten himself into quite the bungle
Required to bring back a lock of Nymph hair
He'd gone too far with this dare.
Silenced sniper was set to kill
His job gave him such a thrill
Before long he heard a sad song
That of the Nymph, sung all day long
He aimed down the sights
He always won these fights.
With a pull of the trigger his deed was done.
The bounty at home, he had won.

Impressive work, Bisharp, quite impressive.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

Impressive work, Bisharp, quite impressive.

I see you're using it in your signature. Thanks.

@kingklutz
Once there was a dragon by the name of Toothless
He was accompanied by a boy named Hiccup the Useless
Looked down upon by most of his peers
As they'd rather just drink a few beers
Toothless and Hiccup, quite a pair
They'd rather use their smarts, they wouldn't dare
In Viking society it was all brute force
Yet Hiccup was their best resource
Defeating large sea dragons
That could eat five million Bagons
Defeating Romans
and eliminating dark omens
These two were inseparable
They are now a fable
Legendary heroes is what they became
It all started when Toothless became tame

 

[Murphmario]

I want one of Mega Man 2 (if you have ever played it that is).

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

I want one of Mega Man 2 (if you have ever played it that is).

I can do it on Mega Man in general, the only game I've played myself is X.

 

[Murphmario]

I can do it on Mega Man in general, the only game I've played myself is X.

Changed the request due to liking the classic series more. Do one on me.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

Changed the request due to liking the classic series more. Do one on me.

You here on the forums? I honestly don't know you too well.

 

[Murphmario]

You here on the forums? I honestly don't know you too well.

I give up. No request from me.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

I give up. No request from me.

No no, I'll do it on Mega Man. I can't turn down a request.

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

@Murphmario
Mega Man snuck down the corridor
He knew that what awaits him would be total war
Like the equivalent of fighting his brothers
He knew their would be casualties of many others
These Robot Masters, slaves of Wily
Mega Man did not look up to highly
Renegade and bent on destruction
These bots had only one function
To destroy those that stood in their way
Mega Man looked upon them, saying nay
No way they'd take over so quickly
Mega Buster on Auto, he jumped into the fray
Trying to protect Earth for another day

 

[TheQuietBisharp]

I'm on a quest
For a couple requests
In a poetic mood
Go ahead, request a second dude!
Spread the poems of the Pawniard Squad
Faster than a school of cod