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GravitronX

GravitronX

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Post bad jokes here and rate the persons above you

So I will begin as there no one above me 0/10

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung
the guardians of the Galaxy

Also you can go negative as these are bad jokes (edit make sure they are groan worthy at least in your opinion
 
Two whales are in a bar...

one says "OOOOAAAAUHHHHHHAAAAA OOOOOWEEEEEEE.... AWOOOOOOOOOOEEEEAAOOOO.... OOOOOOOOAAAAAEEEEEE"

The other says "Steve, go home! You're drunk!"
 
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a martinus."

The barkeep says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for one."

[eta] Rating for previous joke: 7/10 for surrealism.
 
Two men a skiing on a dangerous lake and 1 man said to the other lookout ice hole the other man replies what did you call me. 6/10 above
 
5/10 ^

A thief goes to an armourer and purchases a suit of leather armour. I guess he knows how to be a great thief , he'll surely be hard to find while wearing something made out of Hide.
 
2/10 - It's not a very good bad joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. Chances are that the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. If the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.
 
9.999999999/10

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's My Tractor?
 
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