Anti-Positive
Terrarian
Mig Bac Burger- Restores 40 health, but become poisoned.
"This looks appetizing... but you feel like you'll hate yourself for eating it..."
"This looks appetizing... but you feel like you'll hate yourself for eating it..."
Humorous Joke Suggestions (Remade from TO)
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jaml96
Skeletron Prime
a new countries feature: you need to make nuclear bomb to destroy other countries and spread freedom and then you will tax all the living things for all eternity
kreeperz: dey r green n explode when they get 2 clos 2 u wen they die they spawn ENDERDRAGOON
also tereria suks dik ko play minecraft you little 5 yer old kidz
also like my yootuub channel it is supercodplayerthebestofall1969
kreeperz: dey r green n explode when they get 2 clos 2 u wen they die they spawn ENDERDRAGOON
also tereria suks dik ko play minecraft you little 5 yer old kidz
also like my yootuub channel it is supercodplayerthebestofall1969
TehCooKidz
Skeletron Prime
tera slim
1 hp
1 defense
100% chace to drup tera bald
1 hp
1 defense
100% chace to drup tera bald
MegaMage314 🌳
Living Tree
replaces all slimes, other enemies, bosses, critters, and NPCs
Rm -rf /bin/
Plantera
I propose that the text for a blood moon rising gets changed to: "The Nosebleed of Cthulhu has Awoken!"
theclownfish II
Retinazer
d
47576875867564653547887976857646535453241414 hp
65757587586789675645243124567967807879785784736425124346755896976969967685876869666 defense
7574354245769678968756746534747474764573737545634543557655 damage
replaces everything (including items) but the player
looks like this
drops
dirt 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
guy fawkes mask 7667876764654654654647687689%
47576875867564653547887976857646535453241414 hp
65757587586789675645243124567967807879785784736425124346755896976969967685876869666 defense
7574354245769678968756746534747474764573737545634543557655 damage
replaces everything (including items) but the player
looks like this
drops
dirt 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
guy fawkes mask 7667876764654654654647687689%
TehCooKidz
Skeletron Prime
the fhghudbfuiyvudfhbvidfuhibvdfhundfbufinijf
you spawn it with a jgkbghuifviheurngiegnfvnrgorntbirntibrtibvonrrtbon (crafted with 1000 diamonds and 4000 sets of hallowed armor)
looks like this:
shoots dungeon gards at yu
drops the fist of deatn withd insta kills everything
drop rat: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
1%
you spawn it with a jgkbghuifviheurngiegnfvnrgorntbirntibrtibvonrrtbon (crafted with 1000 diamonds and 4000 sets of hallowed armor)
looks like this:
shoots dungeon gards at yu
drops the fist of deatn withd insta kills everything
drop rat: 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
1%
4chan
Golem
sanic
boss music is sanic theme (rip headphone users)
84947871345876887612358899999999999999999999999999 health
696969696969696969696969 defense
69 damage
too fast
69% chance to not get hit
runs everywhere and anywhere
drops onion rings that explode and do 99999 damage when you damage him
when he goes below 9999 health he goes super sanic mode and starts spawning terra zombies
drops 1 copper coin
100% drop sanic amulet
terra zombie
spawned by super sanic
66666666666666666666666 health
99999999999999999999999 damage
0 defense
100% drop terra blade
100% drop all terra armor
drops 6 platinum 90 gold
sanic amulet
turns you into sanic
super fast and 99999999999999 damage to all you touch
if you wear amulet and terra armor you spawn 30 spooky skeletons that spook everything they touch
DestroyerArcher
The Destroyer
Alt for the crimson
The derpy
This is a close up of what the slime for the derpy would look like
Derpstone brown stone with a derp face on it
Derpsand brown sand with a derp face on it
Darpies(Darpy), a harpy like mob that shoots Derp blades
Darpy Fiend, It shoots a projectile that goes throughs walls, and if it hits, it tps to you
The derpy
This is a close up of what the slime for the derpy would look like
Derpstone brown stone with a derp face on it
Derpsand brown sand with a derp face on it
Darpies(Darpy), a harpy like mob that shoots Derp blades
Darpy Fiend, It shoots a projectile that goes throughs walls, and if it hits, it tps to you
Kendrick Lamar
The Destroyer
Name of boss: Shrek
Only spawns during the ogrepocalype.
He is very ogrepowered, having 69 million health and 69 billion damage.
His attacks are the onion bombs that do 690 damage and they do this by leaving an ogrepowering stench wherever they are thrown.
Shrek also has his shrekceptional punch, and his ogrepowering strength.
He has several forms once you get him down to half health.
His first form is shrek yourself, and this gives him his neck attack that has a very high damage and guaranteed to make your characters life 'ogre'.
Once you get him to a quarter health, he gets into his 'playtime is ogre' form, when he's had enough of playing around. This gives him the the ability to use his super secret attack.
His secret ability is dropping layers.
They do 69 trillion damage and are like a giantic ogrepowering weapon of mass deshrekshon.
His last form is Maximum Ogredrive when he runs after you playing this song.
Here is him in his prime. His ogre level is very high.
Only spawns during the ogrepocalype.
He is very ogrepowered, having 69 million health and 69 billion damage.
His attacks are the onion bombs that do 690 damage and they do this by leaving an ogrepowering stench wherever they are thrown.
Shrek also has his shrekceptional punch, and his ogrepowering strength.
He has several forms once you get him down to half health.
His first form is shrek yourself, and this gives him his neck attack that has a very high damage and guaranteed to make your characters life 'ogre'.
Once you get him to a quarter health, he gets into his 'playtime is ogre' form, when he's had enough of playing around. This gives him the the ability to use his super secret attack.
His secret ability is dropping layers.
They do 69 trillion damage and are like a giantic ogrepowering weapon of mass deshrekshon.
His last form is Maximum Ogredrive when he runs after you playing this song.
SilverBird
Skeletron Prime
This is so much more original than cthulhu suggestions.
SilverBird
Skeletron Prime
maek snip@r r01flz g1v3 u5 @1rh0rnz fr0m 360 n0sc0p'z
existence_success
Skeletron Prime
S00per ravolvor
1000% drawp frum green slime
5000000000000 damige
shewts 420 boolits at a tim
soopr fast firing speed
and 2 balans it: no random critz.
1000% drawp frum green slime
5000000000000 damige
shewts 420 boolits at a tim
soopr fast firing speed
and 2 balans it: no random critz.
antibehroz
Steampunker
sun
1000000000000000000000000 health
instantly burns you if you are within a large worlds length of it
can be one shot with ice rod
drops infinite living flame blocks
1000000000000000000000000 health
instantly burns you if you are within a large worlds length of it
can be one shot with ice rod
drops infinite living flame blocks
MegaMage314 🌳
Living Tree
Oh, so this is where that thread went. Good to see it's still mostly misspelled suggestions with random stats.
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