What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

[Niranufoti]

Some kid after the paris attack: My time in Paris was *Pause* Da Bomb

That's actually not that dumb. Tasteless and inappropriate, but good.

 

[Evilgrapez]

I saw this educational video online about the very first video game, and some kid commented "no it was minecraft idiots."

I want to die.

 

[Bonabopn]

(I'd stopped following this thread because i ran out of material, but today i've realised i've got a gold mine of these)

“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

 

[Evilgrapez]

Not the dumbest thing I've heard...but pretty close.

 

[Captain Cobalt]

There is this one kid who thinks he's a gangster. He lives in the suburbs. He once said "No, miles per hour is MPG not MPH."

 

[Lord chewelews]

chewelews, you're pretty cool

 

[Ipos]

"lets put my money in the bank" pretty much takes the cake.

 

[CanSteam]

do we need to censor names of random youtube comments?

EDIT: this isn't the dumb thing, its a question so i dont get banned

 

[KeenOnBread]

"The apple logo on the back of iPhone's is a solar panel"

 

[RU71KL0L5]

Cluttering your desktop screen with Shortcuts is a good idea.

 

[RU71KL0L5]

I don't know if this person was trolling or not, considering that their only other steam game is CoD: Ghosts, but it's still pretty funny.

Now that I think about it, giving every class the mobility of Scout would be hilarious.

I always told them alt+f4

 

[Hie the Badger]

"It makes water wetter." -Amish Glow Cleaning Tonic

 

[Eli10293]

"I hate people that asks for likes. Like if you agree"

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

"cenx wen is mobile 1.4"

 

[cultist unhooded]

just cause 3 needs a story...

 

[Morkovka]

When playing Gta and my friends say ''How do you move''

 

[Bethany]

This one's pretty good. Not from this forum.

Aggression, concussion, and irritability are all symptoms of concussion.

 

[Sugars]

I freaking hate it when people bash on Fallout 4 just because it's "cool" to.

 

[Dragonborn]

A : *points out an obvious fact on the video that everyone has already seen*
B : omfg we alrd know u freaking idiot u r a dummy xddd

 

[Paintboy]

"Isn't leprosy when you turn into a werewolf?"