"Valve is proud to announce a long anticipated game from a series that the fans have been excited to return to for many years."
He pauses for a moment and smiles, "It was worth the wait."
Suddenly, men and women all over the world have earth shattering orgasms, all diseases are cured, world hunger is solved, and all wars instantly come to an end.
He pauses for a moment and smiles, "It was worth the wait."
Suddenly, men and women all over the world have earth shattering orgasms, all diseases are cured, world hunger is solved, and all wars instantly come to an end.
When the timer reaches the last few seconds, it freezes on the number 3. For a moment nothing happens and the world watches in anticipation.
Suddenly Gabe Newell's face appears on the screen.