Kelp

Kelp

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  • Czar
    Can you confirm the forums gender?
    K
    Krasunir
    Likely a lady, considering land and ships are usually women, e.g. "The Motherland" (Russia).
    Matsu
    Matsu
    I think the word "forum" is inherently neuter. Will investigate further.
    Bezixx
    Bezixx
    Yes, "forum" sounds pretty neutral, it's especially true in my language when you say about that as "it".
    Plaguerion
    Who lives in a small pond deep underground?
    SCOTKELP MODPANTS!
    Lime and rare yet not so much sought?
    SCOTKELP MODPANTS!
    Is the locking of threads something you seek?
    SCOTKELP MODPANTS!
    Then drop a message on the profile you must!
    SCOTKELP MODPANTS!

    READY?!
    SCOTKELP MODPANTS! SCOTKELP MODPANTS! SCOTKELP MODPANTS!

    SCOTTISHKELP... MODPANTSS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Seeker
    Do you know of anyone here with a large amount of warning points?
    Kelp
    Kelp
    What sort of question is that...? :eek:
    Seeker
    Seeker
    One that no longer needs an answer.
    Kelp
    Kelp
    I don't really care who has warning points or not, I'm only concerned with present behaviour. So I don't really keep note of everyone's current points.
    MinieK
    Hey. I wanna make a music thread where people can request music (for mods and stuff). Any ideas which category I should post the thread in?
    W
    Is your name kelp because it sounds like "Help"?
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    wsxedcrfv
    Kelp
    Kelp
    It could be.
    TTSp00k the Invincible
    TTSp00k the Invincible
    Kelp is of a rare species of Kelp known as "Gingermelon Kelp" that lives at the bottom of the [REDACTED] Sea.
    Gingermelon Kelp tends to live for about 120 to 975 years, though whether or not they could live even longer is as of yet unknown.

    Kelp himself, however, was born with a rare genetic mutation that caused him to gain sentience, and the ability to speak telepathically.
    He was eventually found by [REDACTED].
    Desucrate
    Have you been told of super powers growing in your small intestine yet?
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    Kelp
    Kelp
    Ooh... so THAT'S what that was. No, I hadn't - But it explains everything.
    _vulpes
    You should go to Technical Support and look at all the recent posts and think "Dang.", it was really hard ;)
    CometStreakTheDragon
    welp, we might need to take the shiny red button from cenx before she uses it to cancel the update
    zeskorion
    hey kelp. just poppin in to say hey, git better
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    zeskorion
    zeskorion
    whaddya even have again
    Kelp
    Kelp
    Nothing major, really. Aside from the stuff that crops up because of it.
    The most definite thing I have is "Sensitive pharyngeal lining" Basically, it's the lining of my throat and because of that I cough often and easily... The constant coughing hurts my vocal chords, throat and chest/lungs. it also limits what I can eat and do.
    zeskorion
    zeskorion
    well get better then
    Treesmasher
    You can become a mutant if you believe you can. I know you can! Just go swimming in a pool of toxic waste. Sure, it may kill you, but you never know! You may live and gain mutant powers, or just grow an extra ear on your forehead
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