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Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket
And what if I refuse?
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
I'll sing the Song That Doesn't End.
Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket
Go ahead, humour me.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
I'll also make endure Japanese water torture for an eternity.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
((Mobile phone! Why is You such a hard word to add!))
Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket
An empty threat. This is nothing compared to what happened at 'nam.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
Don't be so hasty...

Magolor was summoned!

Commander Crocket is terrified of his infinite power! Commander is paralyzed!
Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket
Hogwash. I fear nothing.
Scarecrow
Scarecrow
if you don't throw a grenade at that wall, all the robots will start playing their music box song.
Commander Crocket
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
Magolor summoned Xephiroth and his 3 mile long sword!

Magolor removed Commander Crocket's weapons!

Magolor has bound Commander Crocket to the wall by his very soul!
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
Magolor doesn't want to burn you.

Magolor Pulls out a large frozen hammer and smashes Commander Crocket with it!

Commander Crocket is now not a blaze anymore!
Commander Crocket is frozen! He can't move or speak!
Commander Crocket has been heavily damaged!
Commander Crocket has caught pneumonia!
Commander Crocket is severely ill!
Commander Crocket has Frostbite!
Commander Crocket lost his limbs to Frostbite!
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
I'm sorry, but you are frozen. You cannot speak.
Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket
The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
If so, then you'd be flying upwards from gravity being wrong for you. And then you'd forever fly amongst the Cosmos, never being able to land.

So, by this conclusion, yes. Yes it does.
Commander Crocket
Commander Crocket
What if I told you I chose which laws I obeyed?
Swordbomb
Swordbomb
That'd be irrelevant.

Swordbomb summoned Link!

Always obey the L.A.W. ((Link Always Wins))

Link Won The Fight!
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