OI MUTTLEY
IT'S UR BIRTHDAY, PARTY PUPILS
Which means it's time to knock up some knees.
To do things with people's legs that border on sleaze.
Go and smash tramp
and get smashed yourself,
But wear a condom
cos going all day can cost you your health.
NOW I ORDER THEE, OH GLITTERBALLS
GO AND HAVE SOME GOOD OLD FUN
AND IF IN THAT YOU'RE A DISGRACE
I'LL STAPLE YOUR FACE
TO WORZEL GUMMIDGE'S BUM