From the age of one to four
You were a mop at the barbershop door
And then you were promoted to the chairs
But everyone who saw weren't lying
And at one case was actually dying
Because the crowd kept staring at your HAIRS
And by your teenage years
Star Wars was in tears
Because Chewbacca ran away and hit the town
"The Wolfman" caused harm
Cos he had a woman under each arm
And many jilted lovers had a frown
You were a mop at the barbershop door
And then you were promoted to the chairs
But everyone who saw weren't lying
And at one case was actually dying
Because the crowd kept staring at your HAIRS
And by your teenage years
Star Wars was in tears
Because Chewbacca ran away and hit the town
"The Wolfman" caused harm
Cos he had a woman under each arm
And many jilted lovers had a frown