Oh Commander Cocket
The name we use to mock
A man who has a hairstyle
That smells like Harambe’s sock
He’s got an Afro on his
The size of the Arcturus star
And facial wise looks like
He’s been run over by a car
A scientist through and through
But he’s always at the bar til ten
Cos every time he steps in the lab
He blows it up again