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Blue the Swordsman
Blue the Swordsman
You can do better.
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
as in my choice or my seduction attempt?
i thought both were spot on, babe
Blue the Swordsman
Blue the Swordsman
Both,
Mainly the first one because if I was named after my personality I'd be :red:-bag.
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
just like your name, you're awfully blue
i think you need someone who loves you
we were a match made in heaven, yes it's true
Blue the Swordsman
Blue the Swordsman
...Perhaps you think that I'm better because I have to behave here.
But you underestimate how bad I can be at times.
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
i'd still love ya so we'll be partners in crime!
jesus i can't rhyme
Blue the Swordsman
Blue the Swordsman
...I'm off to go and hang myself.
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
life is a hammer, you are a butterfly
you'll get hit a few times and won't die
you'll flutter around with a missing wing
wanting someone to end your suffering
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
but you're not a butterfly, you're a human
with iron blood in your heart
iron like a sword to fight your demons
it's up to you though to start
Blue the Swordsman
Blue the Swordsman
How dare you compare me to humans?
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
alright, alright, you're not human
but i still love you
please be happy <3
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
also
it has come to my attention this is weird
so i will define this as half satire
Blue the Swordsman
Blue the Swordsman
Half satire?
Well damn.
What half is satire what half isn't?
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
i'm a little confused now
so happy valentines day
Athrisir
Athrisir
i'll be your valentine, juice
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Alamandra Vonn Pravus
oh yay, let me write a love note on your profile
OptiPri
OptiPri
no one gives a enough of a damn about me to say anything relating to me about valentines day
Athrisir
Athrisir
Only post I got was just this joke. You shouldn't judge yourself based on the number of valentines you get.
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