Commander Crocket Sep 28, 2019 Somehow, after twenty two years of being alive, only now has it dawned on me that the reason we call money 'dough' is because we all 'knead' it.
Somehow, after twenty two years of being alive, only now has it dawned on me that the reason we call money 'dough' is because we all 'knead' it.
Commander Crocket Jan 9, 2019 If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the Caribbean?
If one illegally downloads digital content in Jamaica, would that make them a Pirate of the Caribbean?
Commander Crocket Nov 11, 2018 Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was just somebody trying to call me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just now, my phone started making this weird noise I've never heard before; apparently, it was just somebody trying to call me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Commander Crocket Aug 27, 2018 Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
Started doing 20 sit-ups each morning to get more exercise. May not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
Commander Crocket Aug 5, 2018 If you ever feel sad about a missed opportunity, just remember that Magic Johnson wasted the world's best porn name on a basketball career.
If you ever feel sad about a missed opportunity, just remember that Magic Johnson wasted the world's best porn name on a basketball career.
Commander Crocket Jul 28, 2018 Man, it's been a while since I posted anything here. I was worried my notifications had stopped working, but luckily, I’m just unpopular.
Man, it's been a while since I posted anything here. I was worried my notifications had stopped working, but luckily, I’m just unpopular.
Commander Crocket Mar 21, 2018 Shower Thoughts: If wookiees are known to have a 400 year life span, then doesn't that basically make Han Solo Chewbacca's third dog?
Shower Thoughts: If wookiees are known to have a 400 year life span, then doesn't that basically make Han Solo Chewbacca's third dog?
Commander Crocket Mar 14, 2018 Rest in peace, Stephen Hawking. You were the star that shone the brightest in science, but sadly, even the dimmest of stars fade eventually.
Rest in peace, Stephen Hawking. You were the star that shone the brightest in science, but sadly, even the dimmest of stars fade eventually.
Commander Crocket Mar 4, 2018 It's funny how most people say they are in favour of free speech until you say something they don't like.
It's funny how most people say they are in favour of free speech until you say something they don't like.
Commander Crocket Feb 26, 2018 Humans can be such fascinating creatures. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxEF6qLzVto
Commander Crocket Feb 23, 2018 tmw you get a discord notification, only for it to turn out to be an everyone tag
Commander Crocket Feb 20, 2018 Side effect thoughts: If four out of five people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one of that five enjoys it?
Side effect thoughts: If four out of five people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one of that five enjoys it?
Commander Crocket Feb 16, 2018 Was talking with a fellow IT enthusiast when I realised that, technically, Moses had the first tablet capable of connecting to the cloud.
Was talking with a fellow IT enthusiast when I realised that, technically, Moses had the first tablet capable of connecting to the cloud.
Commander Crocket Feb 14, 2018 "Valentine's Day is for losers, so don't get me anything" I say, as I kiss my girlfriend and she says nothing, because pizza can't talk.
"Valentine's Day is for losers, so don't get me anything" I say, as I kiss my girlfriend and she says nothing, because pizza can't talk.
Commander Crocket Feb 8, 2018 Recently found my old school calculator, and saw that it was missing its minus button. On the plus side, it still works.
Recently found my old school calculator, and saw that it was missing its minus button. On the plus side, it still works.