better question: what if i own ONLY a shirt and shoes?
People Like You Two Are Why These Signs Exist.
And Reason That The "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pants, No Service" Sign Will Inevitably Be Invented.
Probably. Even if you're homeless it probably wouldn't cost too much to buy either of those, especially since they're essential for warmth in the winter.
Although, if you had no shirts and went to the store to buy a shirt, would they let you in to buy a shirt so that you can abide by their shirt rule but not let you in because you have no shirt? Hmm...
Nah, if you don't have a shirt then you must weave yourself a homemade shirt using self-grown ingredients so you may have access to buy one in a store.
All This Trouble Just For A Little Shirt.
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