I actually was going to make one completely different at some point, and my signature already has too much, but thank you very much for the thought 
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Dapling
The Storm
Help, I think I broke one of your Derplings:
Dapling
nah, he's just very excited.
The Storm
That's a relief, now if you haven't read it already I made some terrible lore and posted a link on the not-a-record conversation (May alter slightly from yours)
The Storm
Also How do Derplings pick stuff up? They lack arms.
Dapling
Our legs do the work just fine, believe it or not.
The Storm
But what if you need to hold 2 items?
Dapling
We can levitate, so it's possible, just awkward.
The Storm
Now I want someone to make a sprite of a floating Derpling holding 2 items with its legs, I'd do it but it's 1am and I need to sleep.
Dapling
you probably should
The Storm
Tommorrow, if I remember 
The Storm
An attempt was made.
An attempt was made.
Dapling
Can confirm this is how we look.
The Storm
That Derpling stole some of our fragments 
Dapling
We designed those weapons, remember?
The Storm
But they all belong to us now.
But they all belong to us now.
The Storm
Also I'm waiting for you to write a 2000 word Lore on Derplings like I did for the Vortex pillar.
Dapling
It's extensive enough that I'm honestly terrified of starting...
The Storm
Derpling's aren't afraid of anything, right? 
Dapling
Fear is a natural defense, and to stifle it too much is suicidal.