They'll teleport out the second you look away.
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Dapling
Animus Viral
Hoik.
The Storm
What if I inflict a slow and painful death to each and every one of them?
Dapling
Then we will log you as an intentional sadist 
The Storm
What if I take them all out to dinner 
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Dapling
Where exactly are the restaurants in the Archipelago is what I want to know 
Animus Viral
Who said anything about restaurants to take them all out to dinner? Could just be their house or something.
Dapling
True, I suppose that's a valid technicality.
The Storm
What if I eat them? (NOT VORE FFS!)
Animus Viral
We don't need vore memes here.
The Storm
I mean properly cooking and preparing them like steak. (You made me look up what that was 
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Animus Viral
Your 'What if I eat them?' comment kinda prompted that though.
The Storm
What if I slaughtered them and prepared their meat and cooked it properly and served it as a traditional steak? (Of course you would think that 
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Animus Viral
Well, pretty sure their anatomy is different from a cow, if that's the animal where you get your steak. If not, well don't look at me for where steak comes from. (? *Confusion*)
The Storm
Derpling Steak, very bouncy.
Animus Viral
What? You saying it's bouncy like pink slimes or something?
Also for some reason I have a song about being bouncy. Don't know why.
Also for some reason I have a song about being bouncy. Don't know why.
The Storm
Derplings bounce around all the time so it's kinda a pun on where is this even going?
The Storm
What if I stole the Derpling's technology and reverse-engineered it for myself?
Dapling
Derplings don't have meat, we're technically insects