So I started a Pokémon Crystal Nuzloke.
I am just before the first gym and I have Mr. croc, my totodile, Founda rattata in the grass and named it chez, was jumped by a spinarak named spudderman, accidentally killed a geo dude in a cave, Got mad at a piggy and named it
you, and encountered Lick Astley at the top of sprout tower.