Sorry @FriendlySnek, you just took a bit too long today; just let me know if you would like to post tomorrow's question
"Hello, this is the only sentence I will ever say in English, deal with it" (*quickly disables "Also commented on" notifications*)
‘Please let me go.’ Imagine knowing that your beloved pet thinks they’re a prisoner. That, to me, would be more unsettling than anything else.
I am allergic to both but if one came up to me and said "I am allergic to you!" I would be freiked out
My dog a smol boi, and goes ballistic when I leave and come back, so something along the lines of: 'Where do you go every night?!?!?'