Lyra Feb 18, 2015 You must be tired, because you've been running through my dreams all night. Screaming.
Lyra Feb 18, 2015 Side effects include headache, nausea, elephants, exposure to vampires, elephant-shaped growths, varicose veins, darkened stool, death,
Side effects include headache, nausea, elephants, exposure to vampires, elephant-shaped growths, varicose veins, darkened stool, death,
Lyra Feb 18, 2015 dizziness, excessive water pipe failure, becoming an elephant, mind rash, brown, and death by dysentery.
dizziness, excessive water pipe failure, becoming an elephant, mind rash, brown, and death by dysentery.
Lyra Feb 17, 2015 Remember, kids, when your big chemistry final is coming up and you're absolutely terrified; technically alcohol is a solution!
Remember, kids, when your big chemistry final is coming up and you're absolutely terrified; technically alcohol is a solution!
Lyra Feb 6, 2015 To expand on my previous status due to character limits: Point out the obvious where others miss it, especially when it's funny or ironic.
To expand on my previous status due to character limits: Point out the obvious where others miss it, especially when it's funny or ironic.
Lyra Feb 6, 2015 After posting a snarky comment on a thread, I think I've figured out how to get an insanely high post-to-likes ratio: Point out the obvious.
After posting a snarky comment on a thread, I think I've figured out how to get an insanely high post-to-likes ratio: Point out the obvious.
Lyra Feb 5, 2015 I, alas, was too late to LyraHeartstrings as a Minecraft username. I'll settle for Lyra_Hartstrings, I guess. Functionally the same.
I, alas, was too late to LyraHeartstrings as a Minecraft username. I'll settle for Lyra_Hartstrings, I guess. Functionally the same.
Lyra Feb 4, 2015 Gonna set the world on fiiiiiiaaar, gonna watch it burn hiiiiigherrrrr, gonna wonder why I'm siiiinging thiiis, gotta quit right now.
Gonna set the world on fiiiiiiaaar, gonna watch it burn hiiiiigherrrrr, gonna wonder why I'm siiiinging thiiis, gotta quit right now.
Lyra Jan 31, 2015 Good news for pirates! The Pirate Bay is back online, and most everything is in working order.
Lyra Jan 30, 2015 Happy January 29th, people! This date has no relevance whatsoever and is in fact frequently overshadowed by the coming turning of the month!
Happy January 29th, people! This date has no relevance whatsoever and is in fact frequently overshadowed by the coming turning of the month!
Lyra Jan 11, 2015 Looking through my earliest posts on the Minecraft Forums: I was an IDIOT. I don't think any level of intelligent behaviour can fix that.
Looking through my earliest posts on the Minecraft Forums: I was an IDIOT. I don't think any level of intelligent behaviour can fix that.
Lyra Jan 11, 2015 Virus coders and malware writers deserve to be infected with every type of malware they've created.
Lyra Jan 10, 2015 I'm successfully keeping my like count above my post count! Be constructive and maybe open an art request thread.
I'm successfully keeping my like count above my post count! Be constructive and maybe open an art request thread.