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A girl didn't run away from me screaming today; something's not right

A lot of girls said hi to me each day at work back when I had one.

It means absolutely nothing other than "oh, a fellow human being, let's get the boring, obtuse pleasantries done with as quickly as possible so I can forget I met them."

//Pep Talk Razor: Does it wrong on purpose.

I'm just kidding; I'm an extremely attractive guy :3

See, I'm an antisocial 14 year old nerd. I'll take whatever I get.

... Be careful with that tho. I went through seven psychos before I found The One.

And no, I didn't rip that off Scott Pilgrim. That kind of ty luck does happen - and it has since moved unto RNG-based games ("Where's my Flairon/Orange guns/UR card?" is something I often say.)

I'm waiting till I get out of high school. I see kids get laid their freshman year and end up like scumbags.

The causality might not be in the direction you'd first expect, though. Not getting laid is the price I pay for not being a scumbag.

Ohmegerd a random boy said hi to me in school. Well, he isn't random, he's the guy that called me the "cool year 7" a few years ago.

I ignore girls and brush them off
and no, im not homosexual

And now a boy sat next to me on a table at school. For seemingly no reason. There were so many other tables with empty spaces as well...

if i were female I would scoot away. i dont sit down at lunch however.
If any of the opposite (or same) gender makes any intimate advances I walk away

You don't perform a taste test thorough evaluation first, zesko?

I am (for the most part) asexual

But delicious = delicious

I officially pick Zeskorion as one of my names for a Legendary Pokémon.

I am flattered
wait thats a good thing right?