When I saw your Contagion suggestion back when it was the Corrosion, I expected a full-out war between the Cult of Zoomo and... whatever the hell you call your followers. Then something unheard of happened- 2 people on the internet with seemingly competing ideas started working together. You have broken the internet code and must pay.
-On a completely unrelated note: Why am I only ever changing avatars when someone comments on the last one?