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stormconure
stormconure
That is wrong on so many levels...
Midnight Moonlight
Midnight Moonlight
C'mon, I know you want some! It's really nutritious!
stormconure
stormconure
Birds don't drink milk. So no thanks.
Darqfalls
Darqfalls
....

*slowly raises hand*
Darqfalls
Darqfalls
Well, I'm waiting.

Gimme some milk :c
stormconure
stormconure
*facepalm*
Darqfalls
Darqfalls
Whatchu tryna say

Can a man not get some fresh squeezed milk anymore?
stormconure
stormconure
From a cow, sure.
From another human...

Messed up
Darqfalls
Darqfalls
No one ever said it was from her. She just asked if anyone wanted her milk.

Goddamn, get your mind out of the gutter
Midnight Moonlight
Midnight Moonlight
*gives a bottle of milk to Darqfalls*
Here you go!
Darqfalls
Darqfalls
Thank you.

*chugs*

See, storm? Goddamn.
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