Because of reasons. Family reasons, shall I say. xD
I'm gonna guess that you:
A. Live in Israel, like me and Yoraiz0r.
B. A jewish dude who lives in... I dunno, Boston?
Close, except currently it's Poland, next month it's Sofia, and a few months later I'm dropping into Tel-Aviv.
Why are you an ice cube wizard?
What do you mean?
Why are we asking questions when we can enjoy some coffee?
Actually, bad idea. I hate coffee, and it'd melt you anyway.
He's not a wizard, he's a *Mage*. Are you an evil person who calls a tortoise a turtle, too? ;_;
No, he's just some guy that a biscuit fell on.
Yes, I am the most evilest of people who exist.
What was that? You wanted an expresso, or an espresso?
Well if anyone needs any assistance with devouring biscuits of any size, I'm your man.
You guys are sick.
*cough* Why do you want to help him? I want to make him SUFFER from this biscuit. HA HA HA HA H- *cough*
Well if it's sick to be a cookie aficionado, then I don't want a cure, mister.
COOKIES ARE THE REIGNING KING OF MY PYRAMID OF FOODSTUFFS.
Cookies are a type of food. You eat cookies. Eating. Nom.
Also there's tea.
Tea? Oo. You drink tea. Drinking is like eating! Hey, mushrooms! *nom* Mushrooms are great! But they make me feel weird... HEY LOOK A BIRD! SO FEATHERY! AND HERE'S A DOG DRIVING A CAR! EVERYTHING IS SO COOL!
"Live in israel, like me and yoraizor"
Ouch... someone was forgotten
Just kidding, but yeah, glad you asked that, was about to ask it myself.
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