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You have to be tepid or luke-warm, preferably.
Too hot and it gets mildly uncomfortable.
Too cold and you cannot keep yourself in a comfortable position from the shivering.

Supeh Mario

But if you're too cold you'll die of hypothermia.

Varsia

too hot, hyperthermia.
Just right, there's nothing to die of.

Supeh Mario

There are plenty of ways to die regardless of heat though.

Like starving.

Varsia

Not in a well-kept household, no.

Supeh Mario

You can drown in a small puddle of water if you fall unconscious face first in it for too long.

This is also a thing that actually happened. Apparently.

berberborscing

I'm not at home though. I'm in the enemy headquarters.

Varsia

Don't they have central heating?
If not, why are you there?
You could be enjoying the warmth of the fire, with some tea.

berberborscing

This isn't the time for tea, this is war

Supeh Mario

>berberborscing: Have tea time with the enemy. Learn the story of their lives. Befriend the enemy. Go home.

Varsia

Oh.
I read about the war in the Daily Mail.
It sounds important, but I would never dabble my nose into such pressing matters.

berberborscing

If you stand still for even one second in front of the enemy, it's all over.

Varsia

I was never planning on standing in the presence of those savages.
The very idea disgusts me.

Supeh Mario

b-but... tea time...

Varsia

Tea time indeed, good sir.
Who brought the biscuits?

Supeh Mario

Got'em.

berberborscing

You don't happen to be here with me, do you?

Varsia

Alright.
My personal butler shall be arriving with the beverages at any moment now.

Supeh Mario

Dunno. Am I truly here? Or am I not? Do I exist in the physical plane? Hmm... So many questions.

Varsia

berberborscing, Look behind you.
I got my butler to prepare you a fine cup of tea.