I love the Astley Paradox way too much:
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down; thus creating the Astley Paradox
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Six geese a laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree
okay but like why was the person who wrote the song obsessed with giving people birds? takes until day 5 to receive something that's actually worth stuff, jesus
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree
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