Thought you would appreciate some funny quotes!!
[Friend]: I have unresolved Kermit issues
Me: incompetence makes men cute
[Friend]: these are lying potatoes
[Friend]: oh my god I'm awab! Assigned weird at birth
I come and I bring quotes!
Friend 1: "Oh are you like the ice expert?"
Friend 2: "... Well I've licked it once!"
Classmate: "If you make sandwhiches for yourself you really just have no self respect!"
And then a dnd incorrect quote:
Sax : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hayden...
"She's not dead! She's just on permanent vacation!"
- Me
"French Yoda hon hon baguette."
- My friend
"You have fur by proxy."
"You are a furby."
- Two friends of mine
Your daily amount of quotes!
"Speaking of brains in bags..."
- My friend, who is a med student
"let’s put the horse in the zone of truth!"
- Friend
"When in doubt: Potato!"
- My friend and I simultaneously
"There is safety in numbers"
"I can't count"
- two of my friends
"Graverobbing? You can always take it back afterwards and make it grave borrowing"
- me
"I'm mentally table"
- also me
Some quotes I think you'd appreciate:
"Weaponise your ex-husband"
- me
"When in doubt: potato!"
- me and a friend at the same time
"I didn't say I'm a first generation half cow!"
- my friend
Campaign 1 is my favorite. I'd recommend skipping the first couple of episodes and starting at the Briarwood arc (episode 24). There is a player there that doesn't stay long past those episodes (he's a bit of an ahole and leaves after episode 27) but 24 onwards is where it gets good.
I personally love it! All three campaigns have a different vibe but every has it's own charm :) Bit challenging to get into I imagine due to the huge volume of stuff that there is but I still recommend it.
This is my time to shine, I've been keeping a list of dumb things people I know have said since 2018.
"I'm stupid!" "No you're not, you're just less smart."
"It's a fruit." "POTATO!"
"If we cycle slower we'll go further."
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