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day 24 of posting mid u/d memes

Deck would've arrived by now.

"Thanks!" Deck heads south.

Deck then realizes he has nowhere to go, so... "Actually, on second thought... Where's the village you were talking about?"

"No, not really."

"Well, I'll get going now. See you later!" Deck walks away.

(ty to both of you still kinda unbelievable that you made an expert mode hallow balanced for pre-hardmode stuff) "No, but thanks for asking." Deck would be fully healed by now because crimtane armor = good for regen.

Deck sighs. "It's a bunch of science stuff that I can't explain right now." (btw what difficulty is this world in?)

"What? You've never known multiversal travel is possible?"

"Hmmmm..." Deck would look around, and say... "Well, I haven't been asleep for 1000 years, so there is only one explanation. This probably isn't my homeworld."

<Well, that would certainly explain why Steve is dead now.> "At this point, I don't know."

Deck would then look around, and see that nearly everywhere was hallowed. "Why is this entire area taken by the Hallow?"

"Steve called it a "tendon bow". Got it from killing a giant demon brain and a bunch of eyeballs."

(good idea, but i'm probably just going to flip a coin for anything with only two choices) Deck drinks a Lesser Healing Potion.

(yes i am) "Barely."

(ok) Deck, breathing heavily, would pull out his Tendon Bow and try to shoot the unicorn, and thanks to RNG, it hit.

(ight) Deck would be in a fight with a unicorn, and he lost...badly.

(that works) (btw what time would it be around this time?)

(good idea) (how about the wandering eye has a black sclera instead of white?)

(i am aware lets assume he originated in a special seed so the bosses are smaller)