I actually disguised s Randy Orton at that time and John Cena was actually a cardboard cutout of him. I blast you using my laser machine gun and I claim the hill which is in front of @Nitramster. I guard the hill by setting up laser machine gun turrets that detects movements.
Wear the snaketie, replace your hands with tombstone hands and think of those graveyard behind your back. THE UNDEADLIEST FASHION OF THE CENTURY.
A nut-kicking robot, your naive best friend and a text saying "OW! It hurts so much!"
Chuch Norris owed me 10 bucks so I exchange the loot with him don't have to pay the 10 bucks.
I hid the loot in my shadow dimension. I summon Shadow golems to guard myself.
My shadow dimesion is unafected by physic. (Possible to steal)