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i ascend to another plane of existence i then drop a piano on the godmodder

i egg shiper x debt

aw man i forgot to post i slap the boss we're supposed to kill

i dial the lung prevention charity "beep beep lettuce"

oh no i have lung what will i do oh i know *blow up odyssey*

i rename sj mech to sanjay and craig mech he then dies of lung

i pnuch sea mech

i diagnose godmodder with lung

Do you believe in... SIN? Can you even comprehend such a thing? Sin? I only know what I've- *static* We interrupt this broadcast to bring you RAD-AWAY, the perfect tool for getting rid of radiation! Let's just toss some over here... *a giant box labelled "RAD-AWAY" lands on Nuclear...

I poke a Jungle Mook in the eye.

I then proceed to disable all-caps, because that was stupid. ...actually, it's because I wasn't dead! Surprise! Meanwhile, a dropship falls on a Clown Cluster.

FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. I GENERICALLY SHOOT EXPERIMENT NUMBER ONE.

I throw a bottle labelled "Sanity in a Bottle" at a random anime girl. INFINITY: 41/50 (+2 from Redstone) gungeon entering simulator: 35/50

I idle some more. THE PERSON WHO IS IDLING WHO POSTING HIS IDLING 2 LINES ABOVE THIS MESSAGE IS ALL OF A SUDDEN OBLITERATED BY A HIGH EXPLOSIVE DEVICE THAT I, THE PERSON WHO IS CURRENTLY SPEAKING RIGHT NOW, HAS CREATED AND USED. Hey, that's not fair, you can't do that! YES I CAN. OH, AND I...

I idle. I idle for so long, that a Wastewalker dies of boredom.

hmm today i will dissociate *insert a noise that you would probably would here when a certain Eyesaur 2's liver explodmelted, which is a thing that just happened* INFINITY: 38/50 ENTER THE GUNGEON(??????): 34/50

I give Project Isthmus 38 bajillion dollars to help Yuuki-chan not die. If he takes the money and doesn't do that, he'll be boiled alive or something like that. INFINITY: 37/50 (+2 from Redstone, +1 from EXOS) ENTER THE GUNGEON(??????): 33/50 +2 to Redstone

I toss a hot sauce bottle at Eyesaur v2. MEAT: 33/50 ENTER THE GUNGEON(?????): 32/50 +2 to Sp33d.

I tell Project Isthmus I'll give him 38 bajillion dollars if he helps Yuuki-Chan not die. KILL: 32/50 ENTER THE GUNGEON(????): 31/50 I then casually toss a +2 at Cyan.