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Humorous 1000 Fun Facts

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by M the Mister, Dec 17, 2015.

  1. Meta Knight_but_Terraria

    Meta Knight_but_Terraria Brain of Cthulhu

    Fact 1098: There are weird stains on my computer and I'm confused
    --- Double Post Merged, Aug 24, 2019, Original Post Date: Aug 24, 2019 ---
    please help idk what they are
     
  2. PieOfCthulhu

    PieOfCthulhu King Slime

    Fact 1097: Prior to the space race, one concept (named Project Orion) for launching a rocket into space was to put it on top of some atomic bombs and then detonate the bombs. And it was taken pretty seriously.

    Fact 1096: For some reason or another (presumably double posts like this one), this thread reached its 1000th fact on the 915th post. Since then, there have been 187 confused posts, with some counting up, some counting down, and others not counting.
     
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  3. computerfan0

    computerfan0 Skeletron Prime

    Fact 1099: I have to go when posting this.
     
  4. Guzzlord

    Guzzlord Eater of Worlds

    Fact 1100: George Washington was a president of America, mind-blowing I know.
     
  5. ThunderPheonix

    ThunderPheonix Skeletron

    Fact 1101: "Lose Yourself" by Eminem won the Acadamy Award for Best Original Song (8 Mile), making it the first pop/rap song to win the award. However, during the ceremony, Eminem was at his house asleep because he thought he wouldn't win the award!
     
  6. Foraging Slime

    Foraging Slime Eater of Worlds

    Fact 1102
    Sleeping is death being shy. In death your conciosness leaves your body, never to reutnr. when your asleep the same thing happens. where does your conciosness go? It comes back but what if it didnt? This is more deeply explained by Exurb1a which is a Youtuber that i love.

    YouTube
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  7. Bubby Aurora

    Bubby Aurora The Destroyer

    Fact 1103:
    Despite being inactive on the forum, I really like being on the forum. I just get distracted by other pastimes easily, especially in September, which is basically when everything happens at once. Including my birthday.
     
  8. ThunderPheonix

    ThunderPheonix Skeletron

    Do you jack off when no one is around?
     
  9. PieOfCthulhu

    PieOfCthulhu King Slime

    Fact 1102: I am still trying to get us to count down, but I can only do so much. However, since I don't really like putting my own little commentary as a "fact" on its own, here is this - the average height of a minion from Despicable Me is said to be 3.5 feet. Felonius Gru, the villain-turned-dad protagonist, is usually seen to be about 4 minions tall, thus making him 14 feet tall. This observation became somewhat of a meme, leading to people using this height to figure out other astonishing feats Gru has achieved, such as perceiving time at a twentieth of its normal speed. This also makes the main villain, Vector Perkins, about 12 feet tall (him and Gru don't really stand still together so it's hard to be exact, but he is shorter than Gru). In other words, in the upwards direction, Vector has a magnitude of 12 feet.
     
  10. Meta Knight_but_Terraria

    Meta Knight_but_Terraria Brain of Cthulhu

    Incorrect, they just appeared one day. They don't smell weird or anything.
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 13, 2019 at 9:21 PM, Original Post Date: Sep 13, 2019 at 9:18 PM ---
    It might be ramen noodle stains?
     
  11. Foraging Slime

    Foraging Slime Eater of Worlds

    1103: A Hippo is a member of the Pacaderm family which is Latin for, "Murder cow"
    (go to youtube nd google, Exurb1a, How your probable going to die. (Its somewhere in there))