Absorb The Non-Issue

[DragonWitch⨂]

I lived inside that oreo ;-;



I am now homeless

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Australian cities are chock full of homeless people, and I trip on one on the Princess Bridge and fall in the Yarra River. I drown.

I draw a sketch of a goblin

 

[DragonWitch⨂]

It comes to life and murders me



I am a peaceful goblin

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

A war between humans and goblins break out, and I am killed serving for my people

I look at memes on my phone

 

[Streyll]

One of them is about me dying...


I turn on a fan.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I am sad as I am not as popular. I die from sadness.

I look outside my window.

 

[Streyll]

You see a battle in the streets, I was fighting in the battle and get killed.


There's a battle in the streets.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I walk in eating oreos and die because I didn't share.

I go to the supermarket

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You leave me unattended. When you return, all that remains is dead unicorn - me, because of murder.

I get a surge of inspiration.

 

[Streyll]

You get inspired to kill me, so you do so.


I sail a sinking ship.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I was on board, and got eaten by crocodiles

I have a trash panda

 

[Streyll]

I try to put the panda in the garbage, then it kills me.


I turn on an air conditioner.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I can only survive in heat, so I die.

I try to kiss you.
(Idk can’t think of anything lol)

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I die because you gave me corona

I die from corona

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I decide to ban you from this thread because you mentioned corona, and you kill me for that.

I attack a cheese stick.

 

[Streyll]

The cheese stick then smites everyone in a ten kilometer radius, I was in that radius.


I set down a towel.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

It crushes my fragile body

I leave this plane of existence

 

[Streyll]

Because this plane of existance was about to be destroyed, I get left behind.


I no longer exist.

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

I was in your hat and I ceased to exist with you

I main as Byleth in SSBU

 

[Streyll]

And then kill me using them.


I question where everybody on this thread went...