Absorb The Non-Issue

[Ivyss]

They kill me because you paid them to.

I get killed by people paid to do so.

 

[XtroyX0r]

I get killed by them too because I was a witness.

I use a magic potato to resurrect me and Chir'.

 

[Ivyss]

The resurrection goes wrong and now my existence is pain.

My space bar seems to not work properly.

 

[XtroyX0r]

Due to a failed attempt to fix it, it flies off your keyboard and pierces straight through my head.

Your space bar, after piercing through me, flies out the window, bounces off a tree and flies into the sun.

 

[Streyll]

I watch the spacebar fly into the sun, instead of looking where I'm going. I fall into an open manhole and die.


I fall into a manhole.

 

[Ivyss]

A creature climbs out from it and kills me.

I get killed by a creature from a manhole.

 

[Streyll]

That same creature then kills me.


I put a TF potion in one bottle, and poison in another, then set them on a table.

 

[Ivyss]

I accidentally knock over the table, causing both to fall on me, breaking the bottles, so I get TF'd, knocked out, and poisoned.

I get TF'd, knocked out, and poisoned.

 

[Streyll]

I hear the table get knocked over, and run over to see what happened, and then step on some pieces of broken glass and end up poisoned, bleeding, and TF'd.


The TF potion was a wyvern TF, and it's now spilled all over the ground.

 

[Ivyss]

And then I die to the poison.

I die from poison.

 

[Streyll]

Considering how I was poisoned as well, I also die to poison. At least I was a wyvern for a few seconds.


I turn on a water fountain.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I drink too much, and I somehow choke on water.

I sit in the chair

 

[Streyll]

The chair was on top of me, and you crush me.


I plug in a keyboard.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

You electrocute me somehow.

I ate an apple,

 

[Icybow73]

The apple was a poisoned life fruit

With go mountain a to friend I a

 

[Blackbugatti101]

Huh?
(Also, you’re not trying to kill the person above with their action, your trying to die from their action.)

 

[Ivyss]

I notice death and non-issue don't add up and kill myself because I know what it means.

I leave the thread again.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

I watch you leave, and I die because I want paying attention that I was in the middle of the road.

I get hit by a car

 

[Streyll]

I laugh at your misfortune, then get killed by karma.


I summon a few dragons.

 

[Ketsui/Kezzai]

They turn on me

I wake up at an unreasonable time and come here