You didn't know that the cannonballs were actually sphere-shaped nukes, so you light the cannon and launch the nuke, causing the nuke to explode from hitting the ground, killing us all, (including me of course).
You didn't notice that someone put a grenade on top of it. The grenade then rolls off of your laptop when you open it and ends up next to me. The grenade then explodes and kills me.
It gets converted by red Priest, whose civ then uses to create 20 Sumerian Heavy Catapults. Needless to say, I die from confusion as I ask myself "wait how can Sumer convert buildings?"
I build an Academy while lazily skimming through rewatching MLP: FiM.
A horse watches the show from a distance, and starts a revolution in Flemington. The horses win, and Flemington becomes the capital of the new Horse Republic.
I decide to send a few troops to attack them, and then you attack while all of my troops are attacking, so I don't have any troops to defend... I then get killed by your troops.
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