Absorb The Non-Issue

[Bed_breaker117]

I am sitting next you and the plant falls on my head

I am making some pretty cool drawing of a plant.

 

[Ivyss]

I'm distracted watching you draw I fail to notice the car about to hit me.

I should be sleeping right now but I'm not.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

You doze off asleep while I'm getting killed by dragons.

I'm getting killed by dragons since I'm a natural prey to them.

 

[Ivyss]

And I get accused of it because I'm a dragon, and I get a death sentence.

I get falsely executed.

 

[Streyll]

Someone then blames me for your execution, and I get executed as well.

I turn a furnace off, then turn it on again.

 

[Ivyss]

I then get thrown in there.

I feel tired.

 

[Streyll]

You fall asleep while flying, and crash into me, killing me.

I get killed by a dragon crashing into me.

 

[Ivyss]

The dragon was me, the crash broke my neck.

I play Cyberpunk, and like it.

 

[Doodles]

I die from an inability to accept a different opinion.

I do laundry.

 

[Ivyss]

You accidentally dumped in the washing machine along with the laundry.

I feel bored.

 

[Streyll]

You decide to kill me for fun.

I order a pizza.

 

[Ivyss]

You offer me a slice, it's poisoned.

I get poisoned with pizza.

 

[Streyll]

I forget it's poisoned, and then eat a piece and also die of poison.

I close a sliding door.

 

[Ivyss]

I get caught in the door and sliced in two.

I get sliced by a door.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I was with you, and my body gets cleaved in half by the door.

I take care of Fluttershy pets.

 

[Ivyss]

However you do so improperly and kill one. When asked what happened you blame me and I get killed.

I get killed for something I didn't do.

 

[Streyll]

I try to defend you, but people then say that because I tried to help you I am also guilty, so I get executed.

I read Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I have read that earlier, so you kill me to claim the record for yourself.

I get killed in order for Dragonwolf to preserve his record.

 

[Streyll]

Someone then finds out that I killed you, so I get executed for it.

I read Animal Farm by George Orwell.

 

[Vitrolic Medicine]

I get killed by the different Napoleon in the time you read about Animal Farms Napoleon cruelty.

I attempt to muster my willpower.