Absorb The Non-Issue

[Gustone]

U was ban'd.
I play Terraria.

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

U killed me in game
I watch YouTube

 

[Malfestio]

You get my youtube channel terminated.

I turn on a fan

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

A jet fan. I blow away and die.
I say "oof"

 

[Yello_X]

We attended a wizardry school (All hail Hogwarts!) and you accidentally said "Poof" aand I ded
I wave at you

 

[darkmega5]

I drown in it (the wave)

I go shopping

 

[Yello_X]

You went shopping for my body parts
I levitate magically in the air

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

No magic, you were just standing on me.
I lie down.

 

[Yello_X]

You squished my skull and me ded
I turn on the lights

 

[Ivyss]

It increases the heat making me melt.

I turn off the heat.

 

[Yello_X]

I was experiencing hypothermia and me ded
I'm cooking some food in the kitchen

 

[Malfestio]

You end up burning your house down with me still inside it.

I am sleeping.

 

[darkmega5]

You're sleeping while I'm suffocating in your pillowcase

 

[Malfestio]

I die for literally no reason

I make this post

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

I Laugh So Hard I Forget To Breathe And Die.

I Do Absolutely Nothing.

 

[sharkman0101]

I, ironically, die of absolutely nothing.

I query what the meaning of life is.

 

[Explinorater]

I tell you it's Jake Paul so you shoot me with a laser rifle

I clap

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I put my leg between your hands and it gets compacted into a Flat Stanley leg

I make a skeleton pun

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I die of SPOOK
I take a nap

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I enter your mouth while you snore

I play Minecraft