Absorb The Non-Issue

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

I’m the ingredient
I watch little runmo

I die of confusion.

Destroyer of Worlds has been vanquished.

 

[Noahblast20]

I’m the destroyer of worlds
I sniff a flower

 

[Streyll]

The flower unfortunately has the effect of making anyone that smells it extremely violent, so you begin killing anyone in sight. And I am the first person you see.

I find a song that I heard but didn't know the name of.

 

[Noahblast20]

You remember the name from my dying scream from dysentery.
I put on new clothes.

 

[Streyll]

Real dragon flesh is in fashion right now, so you decide I'm a great source of that for use in your new clothing.


I try to work on a character.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted but human blood is your ink and you ran out.

I lick my fingers after a meal.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Granted but human blood is your ink and you ran out.

I lick my fingers after a meal.

Your fingers send out a shockwave from the food, killing me.

I drink a glass of water.

 

[Noahblast20]

Done. But that water was my life force and drinking it kills me.

I stand there.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

You also realize, and suddenly, I die from cybernetic blunt force.

I build a chicken coop.

 

[Noahblast20]

You also realize, and suddenly, I die from cybernetic blunt force.

I build a chicken coop.

Out of my bones.

I think of meat.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

Out of my bones.

I think of meat.

It is summoned into my stomach and kills me because
1. I've never eaten meat
2. It's uncooked

I think of Stardew Valley.

 

[Noahblast20]

It is summoned into my stomach and kills me because
1. I've never eaten meat
2. It's uncooked

I think of Stardew Valley.

The monsters in stardew valley come alive from your thoughts and beat me up.

I aaaaeessaseesass

 

[Streyll]

I die from trying to read that.

I respond to this thread.

 

[Noahblast20]

By doing so, you destroy my thread of life.

I wish upon a star.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

It falls and hits a major continent, killing me.
I wish for a big fork.

 

[Noahblast20]

Granted, but it is so big the sun explodes from the iron content. I die from lack of vitamin D.

I open an orange.

 

[Streyll]

Unfortunately, it was a lemon, originally provided to Cave Johnson by Life, and then painted orange to mark it as a combustible lemon. You notice this, and through it away, with it landing inside of my house, which then proceeds to burst into flame and burn down with me inside.


I do a chemistry experiment.

 

[Noahblast20]

I inhale some dangerous chemicals.

I do all my homework.

 

[Brass Scientist Layn 🌴]

I inhale some dangerous chemicals.

I do all my homework.

It turns out that the homework was fuel for a superweapon, and you recharged it. It kills me.

I fly like a bat.

 

[Noahblast20]

Straight into my lungs.

I continue to sit.