Absorb The Non-Issue

[BrusselSprouts693]

On the phone I was trying to call 911 with
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I proceed to Call A Police Station, but they didn't come.

I blast Megalovania

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

Some triggered guy accidentally kills me instead of u in his fandom rage
I contemplate whether "call a police station" was long for caps

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I get tired of your contemplation and die of boredom.

I drink some soup

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

You spill it and I melt
I insert a quote to see what it is

I get tired of your contemplation and die of boredom.

I drink some soup

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

EhEhEHEhh fOrTnItE Is ThE bEsT.

I insert your quote and die from the horror

I sit in a chair

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

You being inside of the chair makes it too dense and a black hole forms
I moke a typo

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I die from disgust

I step on an ant

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

The Ant Was Me.
I Exist.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

In return I die

I poop

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

You Fart Too, Killing Everyone.

I Give The Poster Below A Cursed Lucky Rabbits Foot That Gives You Good Luck Until You Lose It, Except You Can't Actually Lose It In Any Way Or Have It Stolen By Anyone Forever And Ever.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

My luck ran out

I purchase $1,000,000 worth of ramen

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

I Have To Sell My Heart To Pay For It.

I Give The Poster Below A Cursed Lucky Rabbits Foot That Gives You INFINITE Good Luck Until You Lose It, Except You Can't Actually Lose It In Any Way Or Have It Stolen By Anyone Forever And Ever.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

My good luck leads me to a beautiful mountaintop, but I take a selfie by a cliff and fall.

I turn on a light

 

[Yello_X]

I'm a vampire so I died
I ran out of cooking oil

 

[Ivyss]

And thought my blood was a good substitute for it.

I breathe.

 

[Yello_X]

By taking my lungs since you had lung cancer
I play a guitar

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

The frequency bursts my brain

I eat

 

[Yello_X]

You eat my lunch and I didn't eat for like, 14 days
I earn some moneh

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

I am now poor and die on the streets

I sleep