Absorb The Non-Issue

[Animus Viral]

you jump off a building, on to me

cheese

 

[Ivyss]

Thanks for poisoning it for me.

Bacon cheese

 

[Animus Viral]

Obesity



I drown.

 

[Ivyss]

I try to save you, but drown as well.

I feel pain.

 

[Animus Viral]

It's too much, you blow up in a nuclear explosion, wiping me out

Sandman.

 

[Ivyss]

I suffocate in the sand, man.

I suffocate in a pile of sand.

 

[Animus Viral]

You become the sandman, then make me go to sleep, then slit my throat.

lava.

 

[Ivyss]

I melt.

I hang myself.

 

[Animus Viral]

but the rope was too weak so you fell on me.

smelting a belt.

 

[Ivyss]

I'm in the room and melt.

I complain about heat.

 

[Animus Viral]

I don't care, then it melts me

heaven

 

[Ivyss]

Well, I definitely didn't get there, actually, pretty sure I'm in hell.

I have too many problems.

 

[Animus Viral]

one of them is making me live, which you failed

Helps NP

 

[Ivyss]

Assisted suicide.

I overdose on painkillers.

 

[Animus Viral]

the painkillers cause you to go psycho, killing me.


game does not load.

 

[Ivyss]

The game is my life.

I get brutally murdered.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

Me too


I am a nob

 

[Ivyss]

And fail to save me.

I'd be more useful dead.

 

[Animus Viral]

You'd be used for a spell, that kills me.

soulless

 

[Ivyss]

So I donate mine to you via suicide.

I shoot myself in the head.