Absorb The Non-Issue

[Animus Viral]

the bullet travels through you then hits me in the head.


[insert creative way to prevent NP from being killed]

 

[Ivyss]

[insert way it fails causing me to die]

I go missing.

 

[Animus Viral]

I try to find you, then I fall into a random well


lightspeed systems.

 

[Ivyss]

Lightspeed ramming me.

I get kidnapped.

 

[Animus Viral]

I get kidnapped too, then both of us get killed

bacon jam (just found that in a meme, it's disgusting.)

 

[Ivyss]

I tried to eat, don't regret, because I died.

I notify you that I'll do something.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

WHICH IS TO KILL ME


People bully me

 

[Animus Viral]

I'm bullying you and then you stab me

vekbgueuiriherjih/

 

[Ivyss]

I get murdered trying to understand that.

I have a drink.

 

[Yello_X]

My blaahhhdddd
I boop a borf

 

[Ivyss]

It kills me.

I question all my life decisions.

 

[Animus Viral]

letting me live is one of those decisions so you rectify it by killing me

I leave.

 

[hopelesspolaroid]

Great Idea! *Leaves life*



TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Animus Viral]

Because you changed your name over and over so I go Insane and kill myself

I have unlimited food that i give to everyone in the whole entire world so they will have unlimited food, and the food is not poisoned, and does not get poisoned when it travels places and i don't miss any single person. Also, you cannot choke on it, everyone in the entire world eats it, and it is so juicy that it counts as a drink, too. also, everyone likes it. AND it doesn't spoil AND it doesn't make anyone skinny, fat, or obese. And nobody is allergic to it and nobody can die from it, and everyone believes in it.

 

[Mariocraft2014]

I refuse to eat it and starve

I do nothing

 

[Ivyss]

And let me die.

I run out of ideas .

 

[Animus Viral]

of about how to save me.


"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."

 

[Ivyss]

I don't have a sandwich.
(How would I give it to you so it's edible anyway?)
I overdose on ibuprofen. (Yay, internal bleeding!)

 

[Animus Viral]

wait... I don't think that's my actual prescription. (both drugs were swapped)

"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a Sprite Cranberry, I'm pretty thirsty."

 

[Ivyss]

I don't have that either.
(I don't even know if it's available here, also, ibuprofen is a pretty common pain killer, it doesn't need prescription. (Far as I know.))
I post a meme.