Absorb The Non-Issue

AH MY EYES!

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i'm getting mad at this!
 
to save me.

STOP THIS ERROR!!!!
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I'M GETTING SICK OF IT.
 
I try to understand the message, but someone murders me before I do.

I use this profile pic.
 
I HATE IT SO MUCH THAT I EXPLODE! (I actually really like it.)


"I told 'em. "We need traffic signs", I said. But did they listen? Noooo... let's not listen to ol' Lumpy!"
- Lumpy
 
The dragons crush me in a stampede



""Rats? You've got to be kidding me."
"No, really. BIG rats!""
- Butch and the Vault Dweller
 
They're so big they crush me. (Wouldn't take much size for it, look at bottom right of my profile pic, there's a leaf for scale.)

It's cold.
 
I freeze

""Is that a REAL robot?"
"Yeah, but don't bother it. I think it wants to destroy the human race.""
- Wright kid and The Chosen One
 
Someone bothers it, it kills me while continuing it's thing against the human race.

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross."
-Caesar's legion
 
I'm a degenerate in Fallout


""Was Jonny abducted by aliens?"
"Woof?"
"Okay, okay... Maybe someplace else, then?""
- The Chosen One and Laddie
 
You look somewhere else, and fail to save me from bleeding out.

I die without anyone finding out about it.
 
I don't know where you are, so I fall down a well because of that



Sir, tell me one thing. It's good that you you know everything. It's good. Just tell me one thing, what have you taken from our computer?
 
I try to put you on a table, but I trip and shatter my skull


"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth."
- The Vault Dweller
 
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